What the fuck is a breakup van? Apparently, it’s Tinder saying “throw your ex’s crap in here and move the hell on.” Yeah. They rolled through Mumbai with a bright-ass pink garbage truck — not for trash, but for emotional damage. You could chuck love letters, playlists, hoodies, whatever cursed shit you’ve been hoarding since that relationship tanked. And get this — the truck had TWO damn compartments: One for cold-ass memories, the other for fake-ass promises. Because even your trauma deserves a little organization. And they slapped on a sign like it was a biohazard truck: “Emotional baggage inside. Handle with care.” On the back? “Move on, okay please.” Passive aggressive? Yes. Effective? Hell yes. Apparently, 82% of young Indians are now prioritizing mental health in relationships — which means Tinder’s not just playing matchmaker anymore, they’re your damn therapist with wheels. Honestly? Petty. Public. Therapeutic.