"Jai! Mai neim is E-ma. Aim ten yiirs ould and aim ING-glish. Ai liv uiz mai FA-mi-li in BRAI-ton in da sauz ov ING-gland. Mai dei YU-shu-a-li starts kuait ER-li. Ai OL-ueiz get ap at SE-ven THER-ti on UIK-deis, bat at da UIK-ends ai sliip an AUR and a jaf LON-guer. Juen ai get ap, ai gou tu da BAZ-rum ferst. Ai uosh mai feis tu ueik mi ap, brash mai tiiz and den ai jav a SHAU-er. AF-ter dat ai koum mai jeir and get drest. Ai YU-shu-a-li ueir KA-shu-al klouds, MEIN-li chiins, shorts, tii-sherts and TREI-ners. Ai OL-ueiz jav BREK-fast uiz mai mam and mai LI-tel BRO-der, TO-mi. Mai dad NE-ver jas BREK-fast at AUR jaus. Ji YU-shu-a-li jas a boul ov KORN-fleiks, jot milk and toust uiz MAR-ma-leid. Bi-FOR ai gou tu skul, ai jav tu uok AUR dog, Lii."Ai YU-shu-a-li uok tu skul bi-KOS ai dont liv VE-ri far. KLA-ses start at eit THER-ti. Ai laik maz best bat aim OL-so gud at SAI-ens and ING-glish. Ai jav tu breiks, at i-LE-ven and at uan o-KLOK. Ai iit a SAND-uich and drink O-rinch chus. Ai OL-so plei uiz mai KLAS-meits in da PLEI-graund. Skul FI-ni-shes at zri THER-ti and mai dad piks mi ap and ui kam bak joum bai kar. Den ui jav lanch tu-GUE-der. AF-ter lanch ai plei uiz mai BRO-der for a uail and den ai du mai JOUM-uork and STA-di. Tuais a uik ai jav a BAS-ket-bol PRAK-tis. Ai lav DU-ing sports. Bi-FOR DI-ner ai SAM-taims miit mai frends or uoch a ti-VI kuis. Ai SEL-dom plei kom-PIU-ter geims, ai SIM-pli faind dem BO-ring. Ui jav DI-ner at SE-ven THER-ti and ai O-fen set da TEI-bel. AF-ter DI-ner ai riid a buk or serf di IN-ter-net for a uail. At nain THER-ti ai gou tu da BAZ-rum tu jav a SHAU-er, brash mai tiiz and put on mai NAIT-dres. Bi-FOR ai gou tu sliip ai LI-sen tu MIU-sik on mai em-pi-ZRI PLEI-er bi-KOS it meiks mi fiil ri-LAKST."