Why do stairs become a horror game at night?? Like in the daytime it’s just “walk up, grab water, chill.” But at 2AM?? Bro it’s a boss level. I turn off the kitchen light… and instantly feel something spawn behind me 😭 No proof. No evidence. Just vibes. So now I’m speedrunning up the stairs like my life depends on it— Skipping steps, heart at 200 BPM, hearing imaginary footsteps syncing with mine 💀 I reach the top… but I can FEEL something right behind me… Like breathing on my neck—BRO I don’t even HAVE a neck like that 😭 So I dive into my room, slam the door like it’s a movie scene (turns lock) CLICK. Safety achieved. And then I stand there… in the dark… realizing… If something WAS chasing me… Why would a wooden door stop it?? 💀 So now I’m just… leaning against the door… listening… …for literally nothing 😭