Subject: Rick Sanchez. Code name: The Infinite Madman. He’s the smartest being in the multiverse. An ego wrapped in chaos. A god with a portal gun. Unpredictable. Unstable. But not unstoppable. Contingency plan? Project Paradox Lock. First move — isolate his tech. Rick without tech is still dangerous, but it’s the tech that bends reality. Blanket the area in quantum static fields. Scrambles portal frequencies. Locks him out of the multiverse. Then trigger the Decoy Protocol. Rick trusts no one, not even himself. Flood the grid with false Ricks. Each one running diverging logic. It forces him to doubt. Forces hesitation. Engage only with anti-matter restraints. He’s enhanced, cybernetic in parts. Stims in his bloodstream, fail-safes in his bones. Lethal force won’t work — he’s already died a thousand times. This one just comes back smarter. Plan for betrayal. Rick betrays himself if it gets results. So we bait the one thing he won’t risk. Morty. Not just his Morty — any Morty. He sees them as disposable, but deep down, they’re his tether. His anchor. His guilt. Force the decision — tech or Morty. He chooses Morty, we neutralize the tech. He chooses tech, and the Morty variant triggers the neuro-virus. Final step? Psychic dampeners. Multiversal memory locks. Erase every plan he hasn’t made yet. You don’t beat Rick with power. You beat him with control. Order over chaos. I respect the mind. But minds like his? They break worlds. And I won’t let him break mine.