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@FREE FIRE HACKER

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Hero: "Arre bhai, tum itna seriously kyun ho rahe ho? Life itni short hai, selfie le lo aur chocolate khatam kar lo!" Friend: "Selfie? Maine socha exercise karoon… par fridge ke paas hi gym khula hai kya?" Hero: "Gym? Tumhare muscles aur fridge ke beech ka connection toh sirf calorie ka hai!" Friend 2 (entering room): "Bhai log, yeh batao… phone ka battery 1% hai, aur tum selfie mein lagaye ja rahe ho?" Hero: "Battery? Arre tension mat lo, charger ka insurance plan bhi mera hai!" Friend: "Insurance ka kya fayda, jab selfie ka filter hi over-exposed hai?"