Arre Tanya Mittal, Bigg Boss 19 ki self-proclaimed "Boss"! Welcome to the roast, jahan tumhari baatein badi, par reality thodi chhoti! Tumne bola, sab bole "Boss"! Tanya, yeh Bigg Boss hai, na ki army camp! Gharwale tujhe Boss bulayein ya salute karein? Even Salman bhai must be thinking, "Yeh kiski boss ban rahi hai?" Kumbh Mela mein bodyguards ne 100 log bachaye, police ko bhi? Tanya, yeh bodyguards the ya Spider-Man ka squad? Next, tu bolegi they saved the galaxy in the Bigg Boss garden! Saree pehen ke culture ka jhanda uthaya, aur doosri actresses ko shade diya? Arre, yeh reality show hai, na ki sanskaar ki fancy dress! Saree mein bhi tu Urvashi Rautela ka budget version lagti hai! Ashnoor se ladai mein "ungrateful" aur "badtameez" bola? Tanya, tu uski guru nahi, bas drama ki dukaan hai! Respect maanga, par ego ke saath free home delivery diya! Nine suitcases laayi? Kya hai usmein, pura royal khandaan? Ya 50 saree to prove you’re not like other girls? Tanya, yeh house hai, na ki fashion week! Chores karna tumhare "brand" ke against hai? Arre, brand toh tera main character syndrome hai! Queen banne ka sapna dekh, par jhaadu bhi uthana padega, Boss! Netizens bol rahe hain tu "delusional" hai. Harsh, par jab tu nominations pe roti hai aur "royal" vibe deti hai, toh lagta hai tu apni hi film mein heroine hai! Tanya, tu Bigg Boss ka masala hai—thodi si comedy, thoda sa drama, aur full-on delusion! Keep shouting "Boss," but yahan asli boss Salman hai, aur wo bhi tujhe dekh ke soch raha hai, "Yeh kya naya tamasha hai!" Good luck, aur nominations se bacho!