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@Zevy Zava

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Bro, don’t cry like a broken Wi-Fi, You’re the reason pizza looks shy. Your face could scare a ghost away, But you are still my dude anyway! You walk like a Bollywood spy, And dance like a confused butterfly. Your jokes are bad, your style’s insane, Even your mirror feels your pain! You eat like there’s no tomorrow, Then complain you’re shaped like a mango. So cheer up fast, you Idiot bean, Or I’ll post that photo from Halloween! Life’s not fair, I totally agree, But you still owe me biryani, bruh—don’t forget me! So smile now, stop being lazy, And when you try to cook, it’s pure self-defense.