Namaste dosto! Aaj tumhara bhai bilkul hero lag raha hai na? Blue jacket, naya Josh! Lekin ye kya? Itna bada homework? Ye speech hai ya poori ramayan? Principal sir ke samne 'beizzati' na ho jaye, bas iska darr hai. Ratna chalu... Republic Day... Constitution...Padhai gayi tel lene, pehle pet puja! Bina ladoo ke Republic Day kaisa? Ghar ka shuddh khana, taaki school mein jhanda uncha rahe aur pet thanda! Off-roading ho rahi hai dosto! School ja rahe hain ya khatron ke khiladi mein?"Finally pahunch gaye! Hamara Tiranga, hamari shaan. Line mein khade toh aise hain jaise Ration lene aaye hon, par intezar hai toh bas uss box ka! Stage par serious baatein chal rahi hain, par meri nazar uss neeli thaili par hai... kab milega? Mubarak ho! Bhai ko prasad mil gaya. Ye dabba hi toh Republic Day ki asli kamai hai! Mission successful! Speech bhi ho gayi aur mithai bhi mil gayi. Jai Hind dosto