Keir Starmer (Splitting Image)

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Sir Keir Rodney Starmer (born 2 September 1962) is a British politician and lawyer who has served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom since 2024 and as Leader of the Labour Party since 2020. He previously served as Leader of the Opposition from 2020 to 2024. He has been Member of Parliament (MP) for Holborn and St Pancras since 2015, and was Director of Public Prosecutions from 2008 to 2013. Portrayal 2020 Revival Keir is shown to be the soft, posh leader of the opposition. He runs the Labour Party very kind and gentle to the dismay of his shadow cabinet ministers. He has an alter ego named FoxMan, who stops crime in a very kind and boring manner. The only times Keir is shown to get out of his comfort shell is with the help of others like Elton John and Jess Philips who change his way of speaking and mannerisms or the way he dresses. The Rest is Bullshit Starmer is portrayed similar to his portrayal in the 2020 Revival only more incompetent and wimpy now that he’s in charge of the UK. He is shown to be hated by everyone in Britain and doing shit in the polls.