0:00:00.240,0:00:01.900 Hey guys, what’s up — it’s RYK!LE. 0:00:02.000,0:00:03.200 Alright… so— 0:00:03.200,0:00:04.400 I’m cooking today. 0:00:04.400,0:00:05.500 Crepes. Yeah. Crepes. 0:00:06.100,0:00:07.000 Let’s gooo— 0:00:07.300,0:00:08.700 It’s gonna be a banana crepe. 0:00:09.200,0:00:10.500 Why does “banana crepe” sound like a person’s name? 0:00:10.500,0:00:12.400 That actually sounds like somebody. 0:00:12.700,0:00:14.300 What was that name again— 0:00:14.300,0:00:15.500 I already forgot. 0:00:15.600,0:00:16.900 Wow. We’re off to a great start. 0:00:18.600,0:00:21.300 Look at this though… it kinda feels surreal. 0:00:21.500,0:00:23.800 There’s nice background music and everything. 0:00:28.400,0:00:30.300 Okay. Milk. 0:00:30.300,0:00:31.600 Pouring it in… 0:00:31.900,0:00:33.800 By the way, I’m actually terrible at cooking. 0:00:34.000,0:00:35.800 Like… really bad. 0:00:36.000,0:00:40.000 Back then I genuinely couldn’t do anything. 0:00:41.400,0:00:42.400 This part? Rough. 0:00:44.600,0:00:45.600 Oh— that’s not cheese. 0:00:45.600,0:00:46.600 It’s butter. 0:00:46.700,0:00:48.300 Some of you probably noticed already. 0:00:48.700,0:00:50.000 I’m probably the only one confused. 0:00:50.000,0:00:51.400 This is not good. 0:00:54.100,0:00:55.600 Yeah… not good. 0:00:56.600,0:00:59.600 Why do I sound so monotone? Am I forcing this? 0:01:00.000,0:01:03.200 It says, “Add an appropriate amount.” 0:01:03.200,0:01:04.900 That helps. Thanks. 0:01:05.000,0:01:07.400 Oh, and this is voice-over by the way. 0:01:10.400,0:01:12.000 Wait… what was I saying? 0:01:12.000,0:01:13.400 Oh. That actually looks kinda good. 0:01:13.400,0:01:15.500 Okay, fast-forwarding. 0:01:15.800,0:01:17.500 Alright, so— 0:01:18.400,0:01:19.900 I just called myself an idiot. 0:01:20.100,0:01:22.600 My language is getting worse. I should chill. 0:01:22.700,0:01:24.200 Looks like it mixed properly though. 0:01:24.200,0:01:26.300 Mix, mix, mix— 0:01:26.300,0:01:27.600 Oh. It’s splashing. 0:01:27.600,0:01:29.500 Yeah… it’s splashing everywhere. 0:01:30.000,0:01:32.700 What even is this? 0:01:33.400,0:01:36.300 Cooking is actually kinda hard. 0:01:36.800,0:01:42.800 Okay, maybe “exhausting” is dramatic. But it’s not easy. 0:01:44.100,0:01:45.300 Yeah. That was dramatic. 0:01:46.800,0:01:49.900 Still… it’s harder than I expected. 0:01:51.300,0:01:55.800 What was this again? Not regular flour… cake flour? 0:01:55.800,0:01:56.900 Yeah. Adding that in. 0:01:57.000,0:02:02.200 Alright. Just keep mixing. I guess. 0:02:02.200,0:02:03.700 Right? 0:02:03.700,0:02:04.500 Yeah. 0:02:04.500,0:02:08.300 Why am I narrating obvious things? 0:02:10.100,0:02:12.300 What have I been talking about this whole time? 0:02:13.900,0:02:17.700 Alright… almost there. About a minute left. 0:02:18.200,0:02:24.100 Wait, not eight minutes. Seventy-eight seconds. This whole thing is like twenty minutes total. 0:02:25.500,0:02:26.900 And yeah, it beeps. 0:02:29.300,0:02:35.300 Why did I feel the need to explain that it beeps? 0:02:38.300,0:02:40.300 Someone please teach me how to cook. 0:02:40.300,0:02:42.000 Even in the comments. I’ll take it. 0:02:42.000,0:02:44.100 Oh. That batter actually looks nice. 0:02:44.100,0:02:46.800 Oh no. It burned. 0:02:47.400,0:02:56.200 Making the batter isn’t that hard… but wrapping everything neatly? That’s the real problem. 0:02:56.200,0:02:59.300 Or maybe I just messed it up. 0:02:59.300,0:03:02.500 Is this right? I guess we’re cutting it. 0:03:02.500,0:03:05.500 Pop. 0:03:05.500,0:03:08.500 Pop. 0:03:08.500,0:03:12.500 Oh— strawberry jam. Okay. 0:03:14.300,0:03:15.500 Back to voice-over mode. 0:03:15.500,0:03:22.700 Why does that look kind of weird? My inner thoughts are going wild right now. 0:03:22.700,0:03:30.600 What am I even saying? I should probably stop talking. 0:03:32.000,0:03:36.000 Banana. Banana time. 0:03:36.000,0:03:40.800 The banana is ready. 0:03:40.800,0:03:44.800 Wait— where did it go? Banana?! 0:03:44.800,0:03:48.700 There it is. Banana. 0:03:48.700,0:03:54.500 That is… a lot of banana. Honestly? I’m not mad about it. 0:03:57.400,0:04:03.500 I don’t think chopsticks were the right choice here. 0:04:03.500,0:04:08.700 Yeah. Definitely not the right move. 0:04:08.700,0:04:14.000 I mean the technique. The technique is wrong. 0:04:17.000,0:04:21.500 Alright… and here’s the final result. 0:04:21.500,0:04:25.700 It’s… a little messy. But it’s something. 0:04:26.200,0:04:33.500 If you enjoyed this chaotic cooking attempt, please like and subscribe. 0:04:33.500,0:04:42.800 I’ve been a little slow with filming and editing lately, but I’ll try to stay more consistent. 0:04:43.400,0:04:46.900 Alright. Bye. 0:04:46.900,0:04:49.500 Wow… saying “bye” feels weirdly nostalgic. 0:04:49.500,0:04:52.000 Anyway. See you.