“Assalamualaikum dosto! Aaj main pohanch gayi thi walima makeup ke liye… aur jaisi hi location par step rakha, bas… makeup artist mode ON! Setup jama, lights on, brushes ready— aur main bride par full concentration mein. Abhi aadha makeup hi hua tha ki bride ke ghar walon ne bola, ‘Nasta aa gaya hai!’ Main sochi—wah, yeh to VIP treatment! Lekin… surprise! Nasta mujhe nahi, bride ko utha kar le gaye… aadhe makeup mein hi! Main brush pakad ke sochti reh gayi— ‘Baji, aap ki ek aankh smoky hai aur doosri bilkul simple… jaa kaha rahi ho?’ Khair, 15–20 minute baad baji wapas aa gayi, aur main ne turbo mode on karke baaki ka makeup aur hairstyle complete kar diya. Phir bride walon ne puchha, ‘Aap log khana kha lo.’ Aur main… ‘Zaroor!’ Mere saath meri cousin bhi thi—jo coincidentally bride ki friend bhi nikli—perfect combo! Hum dono seedha khane par toot pade. Pet bhar gaya, mood set ho gaya, aur humne bride ko pyaare se bye bol diya. Phir main apni makeup vanity uthayi… Aur seedhi ghar ki taraf— kyunki makeup artist ki life = kaam + khana + vanity sambhalna! Aur bas… aaj ka mini vlog yahin khatam hota hai! Next waley makeover adventure mein milte hain!”