Hello there, pop pickers! It’s that time again — your newest fix of the biggest, boldest, most blisteringly brilliant Staffler T shirts ! "We're counting 'em down, from twelve to one, so without further ado — let’s get stuck in, shall we?" Smashing in at Number 12 is the Cannons and their excellent cover of « Little Daveys Hobbit Hole » One for all the ages there I think ! Just missing out on the top 10 is the father and daughter combo of yours truly and my lovely Lolly. It’s been a big hit in the past and Reunited is rocking it again. 🔟 Number Ten "New in at ten, it's the ever-glamorous JC with his Halloween bingo outfit. Look at that tongue. No wonder they loved him back in the day. "A ski guide and a half... Not ‘arf!" 9️⃣ Number Nine "Down one from last week — our very own Rob the spanner is driving home for Christmas in his tight fit number. Our very first Just Ski guest…and still coming back for more ! 8️⃣ Number Eight "Up two spots with « Here we go again » it’s Mrs Castle with the grey T shirt on the balcony in La Plagne getting some more skiing in ! 7️⃣ Number Seven "Still holding firm — with a double A side of Those were the days and Le Freak - say Chic . It’s the Tierney enjoying the snow in the southern French Alps 6️⃣ Number Six "Rocketing up the charts — it’s the unstoppable force that is Dave and Lynn and their belter Dancing in the dark. It’s more like Chas and Dave if you ask me. Rabbit…Rabbit … Rabbit 5️⃣ Number Five "Crashing into the top five — it's our own Mike - the chunderer from down under giving it large at a bohemian pop festival with his Rolf Harris Waltzing Matilda classic . Pass me that doobie now mate !’ 4️⃣ Number Four "Down one, but still packing a punch — The Canadian Jackson Five with their rendition of Stairway to Heaven. Keep climbing folks ! 3️⃣ Number Three "Straight in at number three — a massive debut! It’s Corri with her rendition of « I’m horny….horny horny horny » Here’s hoping she gets it pop pickers. "Corri being Corri — love it or loathe it… but you just can’t ignore it!" 2️⃣ Number Two "Just missing the top spot — it’s the return of double A side Lucy, with one from her latest album « When you gotta go, then you really gotta go » Silky, smooth… and not ‘arf emotional!" 1️⃣ NUMBER ONE! "And here it is — your NUMBER ONE — for the second week running, it’s the monster that’s dominating the airwaves: Sir Ian the professor of Cumming with his hit « and I still haven’t found where I’m looking for » Hotel Staffler meets island seduction — what a combo, eh?. What would Lisa have said ? He’s certainly been around the world….but he can’t find his knighthood. "That’s your lot for this week, pop pickers! Keep the records spinning, keep the vibes high — and as always this has been Young Nicky Brooker…" Nobody died ! Not arf !