Chai! Mumcy na alarm wey no dey snooze! I jumps up aggressively like someone who just saw a snake. My eyes are still heavy, but i know better than to test My mum’s patience. I step outside to wash my used clothes, and to sweep the compond but my mind is far. I lean on the broom like it’s a staff of wisdom, staring into space. After four years for university, na broom I still dey use hustle… Life no balance. After finishing chores, i took my bath and lies on the bed scrolling through my Laptop, looking for “remote jobs that pay instantly. SUDDENLY— My phone rings. It’s Seedorf, My guy from school. I pick up reluctantly "Use money find wetin? I lost interest immediatly i hear the title of the job!" Seedorf continues hyping the business, talking about “financial freedom” and how “Jeff Bezos no get two heads.” Na so e dey start. Next thing now, dem go say make I bring 1 million people to register! Without saying a word, i end the call and hiss. I turns to my laptop, finally ready to make money with my skills. Just as i click on Photoshop, NEPA take light! i rushe outside to check if it’s only our light, then sees my neighbor flexing with full light! "Why e con be like say we dey use different NEPA from my neighbor? Na the same bill we dey pay?" i thought to go and on generator but remembers there’s no fuel. i was Frustrated, and collapses on the bed. it was when Hunger kicks in. i woke up from bed! God, is this my destiny? Fresh graduate wey never fresh? i checked my account balance and am 600 naira I no even fit buy shawarma for my enemy. I sighs deeply, get cup and spoon, and starts drinking garri with pure water. Just as i takes my first spoon, my phone pings—a text message saying: “Guy, you fit borrow me 2k?” i just throw my phone on the bed, stares at the ceiling, and starts humming “God When.”