"I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny! But we can have lots of good fun that is funny!" "A lot of good tricks I will show them to you. Your mother will not mind at all if I do." "Why, we can have lots of good fun, if you wish, with a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!" "Look at me! Look at me now! I'm the cat. With a cup and a cake on the top of my hat! I can hold up TWO books! I can hold up the fish! And a little toy ship! And some milk on a dish! And look! I can hop up and down on the ball! But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all... "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun but you have to know how. I can hold up the cup and the milk and the cake! I can hold up these books! And the fish on a rake! I can hold the toy ship and a little toy man! And look! With my tail I can hold a red fan! I can fan with the fan as I hop on the ball! But that is not all. Oh, no. That is not all...." "But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot!" "I will NOT go away. I do NOT wish to go! And so," "So, so, so... I will show you another good game that I know!" "I call this game FUN-IN-A-BOX," "In this box are two things I will show to you now. You will like these two things," "I will pick up the hook. You will see something new. Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two. These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun. These are my friends, Thing 2 and Thing 1!" "Have no fear, little fish. These things are good things". "They are tame. Oh, so tame! They have come here to play. They will give you some fun on this wet, wet, wet day." "Now, here is a game that they like, they like to fly kites!" "Have no fear of this mess. I always pick up all my playthings and so... I will show you another good trick that I know!"