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This owner found a watermelon and thought it would make a perfect summer house for his cats. He carved it out carefully and added tiny windows, but the cats just used it as a giant food bowl. When he woke up the next morning, they had eaten the entire house.

So here's what happened today in class. I'm explaining the importance of doing homework, and this kid raises his hand and says, "But teacher, isn't practice making perfect just giving us more chances to practice being wrong?" I mean... how do you even respond to that?

Look, this girl wanted to learn how to cook but her mom thought she was too young, so one day she watched some cooking videos and made dinner all by herself, and her mom was shocked but said she can only keep cooking if she gets five stars on her food reviews.

this mom was so proud of her new fancy face cream until her daughter pointed out the weird smell turns out she'd been using her husband's shaving cream for a week straight no wonder her face felt so smooth and minty fresh every morning.

So there's this guy named Marcus, right? He's like 32 years old and he's working at this convenience store in Michigan. And one night, these two guys come in wearing masks, and Marcus just knows something's not right. So he reaches under the counter and...

Hey, did you know The Rock's first WWE match was at Survivor Series 1996? He was Rocky Maivia back then, wearing those weird tassels. The crowd actually booed him, which led to his transformation into The Rock. Amazing how one character change can make history. What's your favorite Rock moment?

Think about your great-great-whatever grandparents trying to survive the Bronze Age. No Netflix, no microwave burritos, just you versus angry nature with a chunk of metal tied to a stick, hoping your experimental farming technique doesn't kill everyone with accidental poison wheat.

Alright folks, buckle up because this story is wilder than a rollercoaster riding a tornado! Our boy Ronaldo just dropped the most mind-blowing announcement since sliced bread hit the shelves. Trust me, you're gonna want to stick around for this tea, because it's absolutely scorching!