مولد الصوت AI jeckaa بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh look, another keyboard warrior asking why I don't post more. Sorry I'm too busy having an actual life while you're collecting Pokemon cards at age 45. But hey, since you're so invested, maybe check out my website? Unlike your dating life, it actually exists.

Like, honestly these people trying to be my friend are so fucking fake. They're all like "omg your taste is amazing" but bitch, I see right through you. Sorry not sorry, but I'm not here for your manipulative bullshit.

Alright, listen up. We don't have time for all that questioning. You just gotta make it happen, okay? Keep your cool, keep your eyes open, and just figure it out as you go. This ain't rocket science, it's just business. Now let’s move, slick.

Oh, so now you're telling me enjoying Japanese RPGs makes me some kind of social outcast? That's rich coming from someone who binge-watches reality TV shows all day. At least my entertainment requires actual brain cells and reading comprehension.

Honestly, if you think I'm gonna sit here while you obsess over your vape, your Starbucks, and those overpriced thrifted jeans, you're delusional. Let's just go before the counselor finds us and starts asking about our mental health again.

Come on, slow down! You're getting way too far ahead and we need to stay together. It's not safe if we split up. We have to look out for her and make sure everyone is okay. Are we almost there yet? I really just want to go home.

Don't give me that look. Virtue is just a mask for the weak who can't take what they want. In this world, you either use people or get used. So, keep your tears for someone who cares, honey, because pity doesn't pay the bills.

I'm just trying to be real with you, but I'm sorry if I sound like a kid again. I really don't mean to, it just happens when I'm nervous. You're my whole world, and I just want you to know that I'm here for you, truly.