مولد صوت AI Rex Splode بواسطة Fish Audio

Okay so this is reason number seven why I don't like nuobs, because they always do the stupid dance emotes in game. I really hate when nuobs do the dance emotes, it's so annoying and makes me mad when they dance like that.

Fucking hell, my controller's all messed up again, like what the fuck do you expect? I'm trying to play this stupid game but everything's broken and shit. Can't even get past the first fucking level, my buttons are all fucked up.

Multiple contacts incoming Rex! They're breaking through the east barrier. Can't hold much longer - systems failing. Need immediate backup! Rex, do you copy? The security protocols are... wait, they're different now. Something's changed in their pattern.

The absolute state of modern gaming, it makes me want to scream. You make this huge open world game but fill it with nothing but copy-pasted content and artificial time-wasters. It's like they're deliberately ignoring what makes games actually fun.

Oh for fuck's sake, who keeps leaving their shit all over my desk? I swear to god, if I find one more stupid post-it note about "workplace harmony," I'm gonna lose it. Can't deal with this corporate bullshit right now. Fucking hell.

This game keeps making me spend money but there's no way that's worth it man, like you put all that cash in the game but there's no way that's gonna pay off, there's just no way that makes sense.

Look, stop standing in the blast zone like an idiot. Those spikes trigger every three seconds and I’m not coming back to revive you again. And for the last time, stop calling me kid or I’ll leave you to rot in this dungeon alone.

Why are you doing that? Stop moving around so much, you're making me nervous. What's wrong with your hair today? Oh my gosh, that's not how it's supposed to look. Can you just stay still for like one second?