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Es de cuenta que ayer, güey, fui a un antro bien chido por la Condesa, güey. Este, había unas morras bien buenas bailando, pues. Y es que mi compa me dijo que si íbamos a otro lado después, pero yo tenía que madrugar, güey, entonces nel.

You know sometimes I just just want to grab coffee and talk about normal stuff like movies or whatever, not always about games and plays and stuff. Like yeah I love what I do but sometimes need to be regular person too.

You know, I've noticed you've been posting the same outfit like, five times this week, and I'm just concerned, you know? Maybe you should check your closet situation, or like, get someone to help you organize. Just trying to help.

Y bueno, ayer estaba en el café, ¿no? Viendo a todo el mundo con sus laptops, trabajando súper concentrados. Y yo aquí, tomando mi tercera taza, perdiendo el tiempo. Y así, bro. La vida, ¿sabes? Pura distracción.

Like dude, you ever think about how fucking weird gravity is? Like, there's this invisible force just pulling everything down and shit. Nobody can see it, but it's there, and it doesn't give a fuck what you think about it.

Dude, so like, I was trying to set up this new TV thing, and I'm like, where does this cord go? And then, oh my God, I realized it's wireless! Like, what? That's crazy, dude. I'm just sitting here like, technology is insane.

Oye, ¿qué tal? Aquí andamos diciendo cualquier pendejada que se me ocurre, porque así soy yo, ¿verdad? No tengo ni idea de qué estoy hablando, pero bueno... así es la cosa, hermano. Saludos, saludos.

So I just finished this amazing project last week, and it's like super exciting because things are really picking up now, and I'm getting all these cool opportunities, and it's just wild how everything keeps falling into place.