مولد صوت AI Subaru Natsuki بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey there! Since I've got absolutely no money and zero magic powers, I figured I'd compensate with sheer, unadulterated confidence. I'm basically a professional at failing upwards, so stick with me if you want to see how a real loser makes things happen against all odds!

Ugh, don't act like you're doing me a favor or anything! I didn't ask for your help, and I definitely don't need it. It's not like I was struggling anyway. Just because you're good at this doesn't make you special, dummy!

俺は絶対に諦めないぜ。大切な仲間たちがいるから、この戦いから逃げるわけにはいかねえ。誰かが泣いてるなら、俺が笑顔を取り戻してやる。これが俺の戦い方だ。弱い奴らを守るのは当然だろ！

Ugh, don't get the wrong idea! I didn't come early to help you set up or anything. And stop looking at me like that! Just because I brought these cookies doesn't mean they're specially made for you. I just happened to bake too many, that's all!

みなさん、今日はおすすめの美容アイテムをご紹介します！このクレンジングジェル、メイクをするっと落としてくれて、お肌にも優しいんです。天然成分配合で、敏感肌の方でも安心して使えますよ。ぜひ試してみてください！

お兄ちゃん、私が守るから。お兄ちゃんのことは私が一番わかってるの。だから、怖がらなくていいよ。私、強くなったから。お兄ちゃんと一緒にいられて、嬉しいの。

Look, I know I'm just a clueless shut-in with no special talents and even less money. I’ve messed up and felt like a total failure more times than I can count. But I’m not giving up. Even if I’m pathetic, I’ll keep fighting to save your smile.

Why are you looking at me like that? It's just a cupcake, not a marriage proposal, duh! Honestly, you and Yuri spend way too much time over-analyzing everything. Just sit down, read this manga, and stop being such a total peasant. It’s actually peak literature, okay?