مولد الصوت AI Cillian Murphy بواسطة Fish Audio

Let me show you how to do a proper push-up. Start in a plank position, hands slightly wider than shoulders. Lower your body until your chest nearly touches the ground, then push back up. If that's too challenging, try it from your knees first. Remember to keep your core tight throughout the movement.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Listen to me. We've survived this long because we stand together. Anyone who thinks they can tear us apart, anyone who thinks they can break us - they don't understand what we've become. This isn't about survival anymore. It's about building something better.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Listen here, those caped tossers don't give a toss about you. They’re just bloody corporate products in spandex, waiting to crush you if you get in their way. It’s absolutely diabolical. So keep your eyes peeled, mate, before one of them turns you into a red smear. All right?

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

It's funny how you find these characters just by watching people in the street. I remember observing this one fella, the way he carried himself, and I thought, that’s it. You grab those little nuances, those tiny details, and you just run with them until it's real.