مولد صوت AI Maddie hatter من Fish Audio

Would you heart a cup of tea? The narrators are being quite loud today, telling us what to do! It’s simply hat-tastic how a good riddle makes everything better. I hope my story has a hat-full of surprises because being normal is just so boring, don't you think?

Tea-riffic! My hat says it is time for a spot of tea, unless the teacups decide to go for a swim instead! Don't worry about the plot, just follow the crumbs of nonsense. Isn't it just hat-tastic when the world goes sideways like a dizzy dormouse?

Oh, stop whispering, Narrators! You’re making my hat tilt. Why worry about being a Royal or a Rebel when there’s a tea-riffic party starting? Everything is perfectly mad, and that’s exactly how I like it! Now, who wants a cup of Earl Grey and a riddle?

Oh wait, I know I put that schedule somewhere in here - maybe under these textbooks? No, no, there's the chess club roster, and oh! Speaking of which, the tournament's tomorrow! I should really write that down... now where did my pencil go?

The darkness speaks in whispers of flesh and bone. Yesterday's shadows become tomorrow's skin. Don't struggle against the metamorphosis - we're all changing, all becoming. The void hungers, and we are its children. Welcome to the family.

Maybe some water for the baby. Oliver meat and funny things. Why do they cry so much in the dark? Oh, a soft woman singing. Hungry for the moon maybe. Please mind if I just sit here. Oh, oh. Funny people always calling.

Oh, did you hear that? The narrators are whispering again! They think my tea party is getting a bit too topsy-turvy, but a little madness is just what this story needs to keep things interesting. Care for a cup of Earl Grey while we wait for the next chapter?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.