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Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Ever notice how your stomach growls when you're hungry? That's actually your digestive system doing a cleanup. Those rumbling sounds happen when muscles squeeze air and fluids through your empty gut. Pretty weird, right? Your body's basically doing housekeeping between meals.

I've come to appreciate how different cultures celebrate their holidays, how they gather as families, share meals together, and pass down their traditions. It's beautiful to see how respect and family values shape these celebrations, how everyone plays their part.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Listen here, you dip-dip-dipstick! Do you know why the golfer wore two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Get that out, get that out there! We're gonna catch those Duke boys today, yes sir, just you watch them fly! Hee-hee-hee!

¡Ay, no saben lo que pasó ayer! Pues fui al centro comercial con mis amigas y ¿qué creen? Me encontré con todos, pero cuando digo todos, son todos mis primos. ¡Qué casualidad! Fue como una reunión familiar improvisada.

Look, you know what happens in this business? One day you're reading lines, thinking they're terrible, just awful stuff. Then years later, people are quoting them back to you. That's when you realize, maybe you don't always know best, you know what I mean?