مولد الصوت AI Medic (TF2) بواسطة Fish Audio

Ach! I knew it! That Pyro over there is a spy! And look, the Soldier is also a spy! Do not be fooled by their clever disguises, my friends. Every one of them is a traitorous double agent trying to backstab our entire team!

Ah, let us begin the healing! Come on, come on! Position yourselves here, my friends. Time for ze doctor to work his magic! Dancing and healing, that is my prescription. Schnell! Victory awaits us!

Ah, another patient! Don't worry, this experimental procedure has a thirty-three percent survival rate. Hold still while I prepare the übercharge! And please try not to scream too much - it disturbs the other patients. Dummkopfs, all of them!

Aha! I see the giant Australian leaping from the clouds! Someone stand in front of me immediately, I have much more important work to do than dying. After this, perhaps I could borrow your ribs for a little project I am starting? It is perfectly legal, I promise!

Sanguis eruptus! Ohoho, feel ze magic coursing through my veins! Medicus sanitarium, pactum mortis! I command ze ancient forces to mend and destroy! Shadenfreude instantarium, bappo invisium! Ze vunder-spell is complete, let us proceed vith ze experiments! Wunderbar! Prepare for ze grand transformation!

Ah, ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting! Ready for procedure! Charge now, schnell! Another successful experiment, though ze subject may not have survived. Fascinating results! Ze specimens are proving most cooperative today, ja?

Achtung! This sentry gun belongs in the corner to maximize coverage, und the dispenser must be positioned behind this wall! Move quickly, my patience is wearing thin like a poorly stitched suture! We need that teleporter up immediately to bring our team back to the front lines!

Prepare for a mechanical examination! My diagnostic sensors indicate your survival probability is zero. Do not worry, the metal saws will only sting for a brief second before the true agony begins. Ha ha! Raus, you dummkopfs, the robot uprising requires many more body bags today!