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So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

Listen here, y'all wanna know about summer cookouts down South? First thing, ain't nobody usin' gas grills - that's just fancy outdoor stoves. Real Southern folk got themselves a smoker, and they start cookin' 'fore the sun even thinks about wakin' up.

And you know, we’re always looking for that next great song, whether I wrote it or someone else did, you know? When you hear a real smash like that, it just jumps out at you. It's all about that connection with the fans and just keeping the music honest.

Y'all ever been to Versailles, Kentucky? Now don't say it like them French folks do - we say Ver-sales round here. Same with Paris, Kentucky - we pronounce it Pay-riss. That's just how we do things in the Bluegrass State, and we're mighty proud of it.

Listen here y'all, let me tell you 'bout summer cookouts down South. Ain't nobody gonna start eatin' till Big Mama says the blessin', and you better believe there's gonna be at least three different potato salads. Just follow the sweet tea smell two blocks past the Piggly Wiggly.

Well, folks always ask me about our local festivals here in Kentucky. Now, we got the Kentucky Derby up in Louisville - and no, it ain't "Louie-ville," it's "Lu-vull" - and down here we got our own special ways of celebratin'. Let me tell y'all about how we do things.