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Me watching anime at 3 AM vs me trying to function at work at 8 AM. Why do protagonists always have perfect hair after fighting? Meanwhile, me after taking a 15-minute nap looking like I fought a boss battle with my pillow.

So this cop right here Officer Johnson never writes any tickets but always makes people get out their cars for searches like what is he actually looking for guys do you think he's actually following proper procedure let me know what you think

Honestly, everyone keeps asking me about that new project, like, dude, when are you starting? And I'm just like, I have no idea, nobody's reached out to me at all. It's so funny because even my family thinks I'm lying, but I promise, I'm totally out of the loop.

Wait, hold on, I think I just lost the window. Where did it go? Oh god, everything is gone again, it's just completely gone. Is the stream still on? I'm so bad at this stuff, really. No, wait, here it is. Oh go on, it's fine, it's going to be great.

So yesterday I posted this random video of me dancing in my kitchen while making breakfast, and somehow it blew up overnight, like 50 million views. People really connect with just vibing and being yourself, and now cereal companies are hitting up my DMs.

Y'all ever notice how different kids act at restaurants now? Back in my day, if I even thought about getting up from that table, my mama would give me that look. You know the one. Now these kids running around like it's Chuck E. Cheese everywhere they go.

Well I guess like the neighbor's dog was barking again and I thought maybe they weren't home or something because usually they don't let it go on that long right but then I saw them in the yard so I don't know what that's about.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?