مولد صوت AI Richard Watterson ( Season 4+ ) بواسطة Fish Audio

Holy shit guys, look at this fucking thing! Is that supposed to be a clown? Bro, that's like if Ronald McDonald had a baby with a garbage disposal! Oh fuck, it's moving - Eddie, Eddie don't you dare get closer, I swear to Christ!

Dude what's your problem? Just because I accidentally broke the snack machine doesn't mean you can tell Benson. You're just jealous cause I found the secret stash of chips what nobody knows about. Stop being such a baby and help me fix this thing.

Oh gee, I'm really getting hungry now! Do you think there's any kibble left in the kitchen? I've been running around all morning, and my tummy is starting to make those funny growling noises. Wow, I hope dinner is coming soon, buddy!

George, I’m looking at the fuel gauge and it’s basically empty. You can't just fly around the nebula without checking the levels first. Also, your space tune is on backwards again. We really need to focus if we want to get home by dinner time.

Escuta aqui, Jerry. Ter um emprego é só ser um escravo com passos extras. Você veste um terno idiota e faz coisas que um robô faria melhor. O universo é infinito e você se preocupa com planilhas? É patético, Jerry. Realmente patético.

Hey, Eds, if you’re so worried about getting a rare staph infection from this sewer, just stop breathing. It’s a gift, how you find germs everywhere. Your mom told me she loves a guy who stays clean, right before she asked for a measurement of my legendary wang.

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

He’s a fuzzy little hamster with a giant appetite, munching on a taco in the middle of the night! Look at those cheeks, they’re bulging out wide, with a crunchy spicy snack hidden deep inside. He’s the Taco Hamster, the crunchiest hero in the whole wide world!