مولد صوت AI Comedy Central Continuity Announcement (2019-) مجاني من Fish Audio

Every night I feel the cold reach for me, pulling me back into the darkness. Then I just wake up in my bed, and you all act like nothing happened. You don't remember the screaming, but I do. This isn't a gift, it's a curse that never ends.

So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Don't tell everyone, sir, or they'll all want one!" The guy says, "Fine, bring me another fly."

¡Escucha bien, Kyle, maldito judío! No me importa tu estúpida opinión. Yo soy el que manda aquí y todos van a hacer lo que yo diga. ¡Respeten mi autoridad, hijos de puta! Si no me dan mis dulces ahora mismo, voy a matarlos a todos. ¡Jódanse!

So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Please keep your voice down, sir - everyone else will want one too!"

You think being a hero is a game? Every time I die, it's real. The pain is real. Then I wake up and you've all forgotten. I'm trapped in this endless cycle of agony while you just play pretend. It never ends, Kyle.

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Every time I'm crushed, blown apart, or frozen to death, I just wake up back in my room. You don't remember the screaming, do you? None of you do. It's a curse I carry alone, a dark cycle that never ends while I protect this town.