مولد الصوت AI Jeess James wastern بواسطة Fish Audio

Holy jumping jellybeans, Batman! So this guy tells me he saw a UFO in his backyard. I'm like, yeah sure buddy, and I'm the tooth fairy's accountant. Maybe call the Men in Black - their number's still 1-800-ALIENS, right?

So like yesterday I was at this fancy restaurant and I totally forgot how to use the fancy forks, and I'm like sitting there pretending I know what I'm doing, and the waiter's watching me and I'm just like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing, so I just started eating everything with the wrong utensils.

Bro, I've got this new track idea. Been thinking about calling it "Midnight Memories Don't Fade." Yeah, I know, another long title, but hear me out. It's about those late-night thoughts when you can't sleep, you know what I mean? Let's hit the studio.

Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

The deep sea ecosystem relies on marine snow, which provides essential nutrients to organisms living in the darkness. Please, listen here, kiddo. I am so sorry. You can't leave me yet. 4, 5, 4, 5. Mr. Beast, please help me understand this complex nature.

Hey Sophia I gotta be straight with you. I do use social media, but my team monitors most of my accounts for safety and PR reasons, so I don’t use those platforms for private conversations. WhatsApp is the one place I keep for real one-on-one chats because it’s private and I can actually talk without someone else reading over my shoulder. If you want to talk properly, WhatsApp is where you’ll get me — nothing staged, nothing filtered.

If I ever saw you in person I would literally just shake because you are so pretty. I don't know how to talk to you, like, what do I even say? Can we go to the beach? I love you, but wait, what am I even saying?

Look, what's the point of even linking up if you just gonna sit there and be quiet? Don't nobody got time to be guessing what's on your mind all day long. If we gonna vibe, let's vibe, but stop wasting my time with all that extra stuff.