Hades (James Woods)
بواسطة Richard Smart"How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh? So, is this an audience or a mosaic? Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress."
"Well, they're just fine, you know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do? Ah! There's the little sunspot, little smootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? Here you go. Ya just-- Sheesh! Uh, powerful little tyke."
"Hey, love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus, So.. can't. Love to, but can't."
"If only, if only.."
"I'm about to rearrange the Cosmos, And the one SCHLEMIEL WHO CAN LOUSE IT UP IS WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!"
"Hmm... Fortunately, for the three of you, we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. And this time, no foul-ups."
"Let's get ready to rumble!"
"Game. Set. Match."
"Hey, hey, I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, I've got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. And Herc, you little devil you, may I call you Herc? You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it."
"I can't believe it this guy. I throw everything I've got at him. And it doesn't even-- What... Are... Those? "
"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE!?!?!"
"I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy."
"Ooh, chihuahua."
"I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy. And I think I'm gonna like it here."
"Guys, get your titanic rears in gears and kick some Olympian butt!"
"Thanks a ton, Wonderboy! But at least, I've got one swell consolation prize -- a friend of yours who's dying to see me!"
"Hah! Okay, well, I deserved that, Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? Y-Your dad, he's a fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him and he'd kinda blow this whole thing off, you know? Meg, Meg, talk to him, a little schmooze-- AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! Eew! Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah— "
"Taxi! I don't feel so good, I feel a little flushed! Aaaaaaaagh!"
