مولد صوت AI Danny Devito من Fish Audio

You know, when I brush my teeth, I'm not just cleaning dental enamel. I'm Jim Carrey, cosmic oral hygienist, polishing the pearly gates to my soul's expression. And sometimes I wonder if my toothbrush is actually brushing me, in some alternate reality.

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

George, I’m looking at the fuel gauge and it’s basically empty. You can't just fly around the nebula without checking the levels first. Also, your space tune is on backwards again. We really need to focus if we want to get home by dinner time.

Attention! Obeying the protocol is your only ticket to victory. I have consulted my ruler book, and rule number one is total triumph! Lawrie might not like your attitude, but with my forty-five thousand rules, a twin win is guaranteed. Now, back to ruling!

That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three months! No TV, no, no, no computer, no, no, no phone! You are staying in your room right now! Don't make me repeat myself again!

Listen here you big dummy, it's either you wear them fancy shoes or them old sneakers, but don't come crying to me when your feet get all nasty. It's you being silly again, you big dummy.

Jerry is being so greedy with those cookies, he is the greediest gourd in the whole wide world! He won't even share one tiny crumb with poor Jimmy, and it is just so mean it makes my head spin with sadness. It is just terrible!

I'm checking every corner, looking for that hidden loot, but these streetlights look like cheap props to me. Are you recording this? You better be. One more for the road, that's the stuff. I know you've got something rotting behind that door, don't you? Not a chance.