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Look who's playing social media superhero again. Zuckerberg's out here trying to convince us his Metaverse fantasy isn't just Second Life with extra steps, while throwing shade at Twitter like he's some kind of digital democracy savior.

Look who's back on their nonsense. Zuckerberg's out here trying to cosplay as tech's tough guy, challenging Musk to cage matches while his metaverse burns money faster than a Silicon Valley startup's coffee budget. Classic billionaire theater.

Picture this: you're standing in line at the grocery store, following every social distancing marker perfectly, when security approaches. Your crime? Being "suspiciously good" at following the rules. That's right, folks - apparently being too compliant is now suspicious behavior. Welcome to 2024, where doing everything right is somehow wrong.

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg's out here challenging Musk to a cage match like it's some Silicon Valley reality show, while their platforms are basically turning into digital kindergarten for billionaires with too much free time.

Look at the numbers, they don't lie. We made about two hundred thousand in a single week. Then we did it again. It’s all about the strategy and the execution. Once you find what works, you just scale it up and keep winning. It is truly incredible.

Look at these crazy regulations they're trying to push, folks. The bureaucrats, they don't know what they're doing. So I called my people, the best people, and we're investigating everything. These Washington insiders, guess what? They're not gonna get away with it anymore.

Oh look, another fourth wall break while I'm making breakfast. Speaking of breaks, did you know that cereal boxes are just cardboard prisons for processed sugar? That's deep, like that pool movie where everyone drowns. Except they don't, because PG-13 ratings exist.

Look who's back in the spotlight - Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his cage fights while running Meta like it's his personal playground. Guess when you're a tech bro billionaire, reality TV stunts are the new board meetings.