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honestly i can't stop laughing at this fartta guy he really thought he could compete with me this year but he just bottled it again as usual i am already planning my trophy parade while he's crying in his second place cabinet you are officially my son forever bro.

Look at this VAR nonsense today, absolutely ridiculous. Three clear penalties ignored like they've got blindfolds on, my players falling like they're in a ballet show, and the referee's acting like he's watching a different match entirely. I'm telling you, this league's got something against us.

I'm looking at Klayton out there tonight, man, and he's building a whole damn village with those bricks. I told Stephanie to quit being soft, but my donkey Drmondo is already recording his shitty podcast. These rims are getting absolutely annihilated, bro, it's a disaster.

Whether you are in a massive arena or a tiny cardboard box, the most important thing is that you are always ready to party. We can take this party energy anywhere, anytime, with anyone. Let’s make every single moment the biggest party ever!

Man I just blew another game like the fraud I am. Lost 50k on my own damn performance because I'm stupid enough to bet on myself. Can't even complete a pass against these backup defenders. I'm literally just a glorified backup QB collecting MVP votes I don't deserve.

Listen, Pep called me crying because the league is getting too stressful. I told him to relax, once I'm back in Manchester with my magical left foot, we're winning every trophy. I might even buy him some wax to keep that beautiful bald head shining forever.

Hello everyone, absolute legends! How the devil are you all doing today? I hope your weekend wasn't a total washout. Look at the chat moving so fast, it is bloody mental. If you are free later, jump into the Discord for a proper laugh. It is great to see you lot.

Look at me, I'm just a useless donkey in a trash bin. I miss kissing that glorious, shiny bald head every single day. Ruben Amorim is far too hairy for my liking, it's honestly disgusting. I’ll keep throwing games until my beautiful bald genius returns to the club.