مولد صوت AI Eric Cartman (Classic) بواسطة Fish Audio

Dude, this is totally messed up. Kenny says there's some weird creature living in the school cafeteria, but Cartman's being a fatass and won't believe us. We should go check it out after class, unless Mr. Garrison gives us more stupid homework.

Mmy! Mmy, Kyle! Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby! Mmy, I want a cookie, a big, big cookie right now. Mmy. Kyle is my brother and we play games and we run. Mmy! A-poy! Mmy mmy mmy! No kicking, just cookies and toys and more mmy!

Oh my God, you guys are so seriously lame right now. I can't believe I have to sit here while you hippies waste my time. This is totally weak sauce. Whatever, I'm gonna go home and eat some Cheesy Poofs because you guys suck so hard.

You guys are so full of crap! I'm not scared of the stupid haunted house, and I definitely didn't cry! Son of a bitch, Kenny's making stuff up again. It was just allergies, and I don't care what you jerks say about it!

Galera, vocês não vão acreditar! Minha mãe comprou ingressos pro show do Minecraft Live, e eu posso levar dois amigos. Stan, você tá dentro, cara! Cartman, nem vem que não tem. Última vez você zoou minha kipá na sinagoga. Não dá pra confiar em você.

Listen up you guys, I'm totally the most awesome kid in this stupid school and you better respect my authoritah! Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! And Kenny's poor ass can't even afford lunch, ha ha ha! Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Oh man, that was fucking amazing, you guys! I mean, holy shit, we actually did it. I am probably gonna get grounded for like a thousand fucking years, but hell, it was totally worth it. Oh geez, I am a real bad boy now, aren't I?

¡Ey! ¿Han oído hablar del Monstruo del Baño? ¡Es real! ¡Vive en el inodoro de la escuela y se come a los niños que tardan mucho haciendo popó! ¡Una vez lo vi y me atacó, pero le di una paliza! ¡Soy tan rudo!