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Hey guys, you know what really grinds my gears? When people can't appreciate good TV shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons. I mean, hehehe, there's nothing better than sitting on the couch with a cold beer and watching some quality animation, right?

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

Hey guys, check this out! I found this weird thing in the garage, thought it was a submarine but Lois says it's just a washing machine. Whatever, I put some fish in there anyway. Hey Brian, wanna see if we can ride it to the moon? Hehehehehe.

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Family Guy. The humor is extremely base, and without a solid grasp on toilet humor, most of the jokes will go under a typical viewer's taint.

Gosh, being a modern man is tough. One minute you're trying to figure out if your air fryer is judging your cholesterol, and the next, you've accidentally subscribed to a cat's onlyfans. It's confusing, like when Quagmire tried to explain pronouns using a bucket of chicken. I need a beer.

I know I probably shouldn't, but sometimes I switch people's name tags on their office doors. It's pretty entertaining watching everyone get confused, especially the new guys. Plus, management spent a whole week trying to figure out who did it.

You know, when people ask about writing comedy, I sort of tell them it's like conducting an orchestra of chaos. You're kind of just throwing these crazy ideas around, and somehow, if you're lucky, it all comes together and makes people laugh.