مولد صوت AI مجاني Nicole من Fish Audio

Look, I really don't care what everyone's saying about this trending topic. As a white woman, I'm tired of people constantly demanding my opinion on everything. Stop sending me links and asking me to comment. I'll speak when I want to.

So I'm at the grocery store self-checkout, and apparently scanning items too quickly makes you suspicious now. The machine keeps yelling "unexpected item in bagging area" while the attendant watches me like I'm orchestrating some elaborate coupon fraud scheme. Since when did efficient shopping become criminal behavior?

You know what's funny about dating apps? Everyone's trying to find their perfect match, but here I am, already perfect, and you're still swiping left. Maybe you should swipe right on reality for once.

Listen, I'm gonna be real with you. If you expect me to change who I am just to fit your little box, that's not happening. Like, literally not happening. I love myself exactly as I am, and that's what matters. Period.

Like, you really think you can step to me? It's giving wannabe vibes. Me and my squad run this whole scene, and you're just some basic trying to act tough. Like, stay in your lane because we're the ones running things here.

Like, God forbid I actually express myself differently sometimes. Oh my God, people are so dramatic about everything. I literally can't even with these comments anymore. Like, sorry I have a personality? Anyways, whatever, I'm done explaining myself.

Oh, you're trying that new workout trend? That's... cute. I mean, good for you! But let's talk about your water intake, sweetie. Yeah, that coffee doesn't count as water, no matter what TikTok says. I mean, I'm not judging, but... maybe start there?

Like honestly, you can totally tell who peaked in middle school because they're the ones who still post those throwback Thursday pictures every week like okay we get it you were pretty at thirteen and had perfect hair but like some of us had to develop personalities.