مولد الصوت AI Stewie بواسطة Fish Audio

إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ

I was just at the salon, and the stylist insisted my head was far too large for a standard trim. And I said, listen here, you simpleton, this is where I keep my vast intellect. He looked terrified, and quite frankly, I have never felt more alive.

Seriously, dude, this is so stupid. I don't know why you're even talking about it because nobody cares. It's just another dumb thing that doesn't matter. Oh God, can we just go home? This is literally the most boring thing I've ever heard in my life.

Oh dear God, Rupert, here's how it's gonna go down. These neighborhood children have been playing their wretched music at 3 AM, so we'll need to orchestrate an elaborate scheme involving three rubber bands, a paper clip, and perhaps some light psychological warfare.

Oh my gosh, like, Jessica totally wore the same outfit as Ashley today, hilarious. And then Ashley just walked right past her in the hallway, acting like she didn't even notice. So awkward.

Look, okay, so here's the thing - I'm totally freaking out right now, and you're probably thinking I'm being dramatic or whatever, but seriously, have you seen what's happening? Like, this is definitely not normal, even for us, you know what I mean?

Oh my God, look at this guy at the coffee shop. Should I? Shouldn't I? You know what, I'm going for it. Hey there, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Probably-Inappropriate, I see you checking me out. Don't pretend you weren't. I mean, who could blame you?

Look, dude, seriously, this is just so incredibly lame. We’ve been standing here listening to this nonsense for hours, and oh my god, I just want to go home and play video games. Can we just stop pretending this matters? It’s just stupid, dude.