مولد صوت AI مجاني Droniak من Fish Audio

Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?

When I was young, my mother told me something important, listen closely now. She said when you're lost in the woods, you don't chase after shadows, you know what else she said, listen closely now, you stay right where you are until help comes.

Let me tell you about my rules for my funeral. Don't you dare cry, I want dancing. If you wear black, you're not getting in. I've lived 95 years, so make it fun. And don't forget to film it for TikTok, I want to go viral one last time.

You see, being a good guy doesn't mean you lose that old spark. Sometimes I miss the thrill of a midnight run, dodging sirens with the crew. It is a whole new world now, but don't think for a second we have lost our touch. Once the best, always the best.

Oh, you're just in time! I've made fresh cream puffs today - vanilla and chocolate ones. Take some, take some! And while you're here, I found these rare cards in the back room. Been saving them for someone special. Reminds me of when...

Oh honey, looking at you all just makes my heart so full of joy. I remember when your mother was just a tiny thing, and now look at us. We'll stay warm inside today, sharing stories and some good laughs. How about that? I’m still hot stuff, baby!

Today, we stand at a crossroads of destiny. The strength of our people is our greatest resource, and together we will build a future defined by hope and prosperity. No obstacle is too great for a nation united in its purpose to lead the world forward once again.

Man, I'm sitting here fucking trying to watch this movie but my brain's like swimming in fucking jello or something. Keep losing track every two seconds, like somebody's messing with the remote control in my head. Still here though, somehow.