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Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

For this young man, every shopping trip becomes an unexpected adventure because his unusually small frame makes finding clothes a constant challenge, while children's sections offer perfect fits, adult departments leave him lost among endless racks of oversized garments, yet his unique perspective helps him discover hidden bargains others might miss.

Oh wow, look at all these shiny things! Can we touch them? I really want to touch them! This is so exciting, but why are we walking so slow? Come on, let's go faster, I want to see everything!

Ladies and gentlemen, after careful consideration and multiple meetings with management, I've come to a decision. Tonight, we're going to see something special in that ring, and I guarantee you'll want to be here when it happens.

You know, when I think about relationships now, its different than before. I want someone who understands me, who shares my dreams about having a family. Its not just about looking good anymore, its about finding that special energy, that connection that makes everything make sense.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.