أنشئ صوت Needle (Post Hiatus BFDIA) بجودة الاستوديو في ثوانٍ

Whoa, look at this amazing storage facility! These boxes are perfect for organizing stuff. Wait, is that a price tag? $999,999 per box? That's way too expensive! Oh, but there's a 0.1% discount. Hey, these remind me of the ones my cousin used to sell.

Hey guys, welcome to my new amazing store. Today I selling yellow face branded super calculator. Only 3 cents each. It does math super good and has special button that makes numbers more better. Very good deal, you should buy now!

Oh wow, according to my calculations, this new quantum processor can process 2,891 operations per millisecond. Wait, what's that? Ruby, are you seeing this? The molecular structure reminds me of that time with the gelatin. Hold on, let me check these specifications again.

Por favor, me deixa em paz! Eu não fiz nada! Tá me seguindo por quê? Tá querendo morrer, seu filho da puta? Não me provoca! Eu tô avisando, não me provoca! Você não sabe com quem tá mexendo! Por favor, não me machuca!

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

"Hey Anna, how are you doing? Just wanted to check in on you. I’ll be going to Germany soon, as I mentioned before. Please reach out to my management so they can deposit the money into your account. Also, I just want you to know that I love you very much."

Hey guys, just wanted to say thank you so fucking much for tonight. I messed up some lyrics and probably looked like a dumbass up there, but you guys were amazing. Love you all for being so supportive, seriously means the world to me.

嘿，又是美好的一天啊。今天的待办事项：买点牛奶，收拾几个找麻烦的家伙，也许再去邮局寄个包裹。这座城市真是越来越疯狂了，不过我喜欢。记住，有人找事，就让他们尝尝苦头。