مولد الصوت AI Lola Skumpy بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my chicken parmesan! Are you gonna like steal my favorite scrunchie and then like run away to a cul-de-sac in Delaware or like what? You’re acting like a real bad guy, like a budget Dr. Drew. You just glam into my life and then leave like a soggy tater tot.

Sigh sob big tear. Are you saying we should take my mom's workout tapes and like, bury them in the backyard so she can't leave the house? Because if Rodney moves in, I'm gonna glam his toothbrush into the garbage like a dirty piece of prime rib, oh my lasagna!

Like, oh my lasagna, are you really wearing that or did you just like crawl out of a dumpster behind the CVS where my mom buys her boxed wine? You're being such a total bad guy like Guy Fieri and it’s making me want to glam.

Oh my rigatoni! Are you seriously gonna tell me that I can't have a third soda or are you trying to like trigger my abandonment issues or like what? My mom's new husband Greg says I'm a handful but he's just a dirty piece of ham in a suit!

Lilu dalas multi pass. Seno eto suki mito aprilumat kudan. Multi pass! Danko, domo danko. Miema ne tabo umdalat. Seno azar mi tectila cando viti molcana. Ok? Multi pass. Timondo ciumem baraminene di nume in taitaicitere. Multi pass.

Listen darling, you can't just walk into a room; you have to make an entrance that sparkles! We’re adding more glitter, more sass, and a touch of royal flair. My mission is to ensure you look absolutely flawless because, frankly, the world needs a lot more glamour right now.

Now, according to the Official Friendship Handbook, Section Nine, the designated driver—that’s me—gets to choose the radio station, while the passenger—that’s you—must provide the snacks. It’s very official, very binding, and I’ve even got this glittery gavel to make it legal. So, are we thinking salty or sweet?

Oh my gosh, wait until you see my latest invention! It's a super-amazing automatic breakfast maker! Wait... why is it shooting pancakes at the ceiling? No problem, I'll just adjust the syrup dispenser... Oops! Now everything's sticky! But don't worry, I have another idea!