مولد صوت AI مجاني Matty Rife من Fish Audio

Yo Chicago, what's fucking good? Last night's show was absolutely insane, dude. Some guy in the front row was laughing so hard he literally fell out of his chair. Like, security had to help him up and everything. I fucking love this tour!

Holy shit, you guys, last night's show was fucking incredible! Had some drunk guy in the front row trying to heckle me, but I destroyed him so bad his girlfriend started crying laughing. That's what I fucking live for. Can't wait to see you all in Detroit next week!

Okay, listen, I'm so fucking excited to meet you guys at the show tonight! Like, seriously, the energy you bring is absolutely insane. We're gonna have the best time ever, and I promise you're gonna leave with your face hurting from laughing so much.

You ever notice how people get weird about their coffee orders now? Like, it's not just coffee anymore, it's a whole personality trait. You're really gonna stand there for 10 minutes customizing your drink like you're building a character in a video game?

Honestly guys, taking over the Warren museum is the most insane thing I've ever done. We're talking about actual haunted artifacts here, and it’s just such a trip to be the ones looking after them now. It’s going to be so fucking cool, I promise.

Yo, I've been binge-watching some fucking incredible shows lately, man. Like, if you haven't seen "The Bear" yet, holy shit, it's amazing. And "Succession"? I swear, some of the best writing I've ever seen. Check them out, you won't regret it.

Hello baby how are you doing I miss you so much

Yo, what's up everybody! Just dropped a brand new comedy special and holy shit, the response has been insane. If you thought my last shows were wild, this one's gonna blow your mind. Come check it out live - nothing beats the energy in these rooms. Love you all!