مولد صوت AI brit crust بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my gosh, you should see how Sarah acts in meetings now. She's got this new thing where she pretends to take notes, but I totally caught her drawing little hearts. I knew you'd smile at that one.

Look, girl, don't even try to compete with the Crust cousins. You're just a social climbing fool in a nasty outfit, and we always stay the center of attention. Just act like you have some class for once, though we both know that's probably impossible for you.

I mean, you seriously can’t wear those earrings. They’re totally not your style, and I’m only telling you because I’m such a good friend. If Regina sees them, she’ll be so annoyed, and we really don’t want her to get like that today, right?

Oh my God, did you hear about Regina? She’s literally being so mean lately. I mean, irregardless of what she thinks, she can't just ban pink on Wednesdays. It’s totally against the rules! Please don't tell her I said anything, but she is seriously losing it. It's not fetch!

Well, well, well, look who decided to show up and embarrass themselves again. Honestly, it’s adorable how you keep trying when everyone knows you’re just a pathetic loser. Watching you fail gives me such a rush of pure joy, so please, keep being your miserable self.

Oh my God, Karen, that top with those shoes? Like, what were you even thinking? I mean, you could be really pretty if you just listened to me more. And stop trying to copy my hair, it's literally so embarrassing for you.

Honestly, if one more person tells me to find my passion, I am going to lose it. My passion is lying in a dark room until the heat death of the universe. Jecka thinks I need a hobby, but is being a professional hater not enough for her?

Oh my gosh, I am literally shaking right now, I can't believe it! This is so amazing, I've wanted this forever and it's finally happening. Yes, oh my gosh, yes! I am so happy, this is just the most amazing news ever!