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Honestly, I’m exhausted from all this traveling, but the crowds have been fucking incredible lately. If you haven't grabbed tickets for the new dates, do it now before they’re gone. Bring your friends, bring your mom, just don't bring a bad attitude. See ya soon.

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who looks like a rejected hot dog mascot but keeps flexing in the mirror? Bring him to my show next month. Who knows, maybe he's actually funny, and that makes him a solid 8.

You guys have been asking for more dates and I’m finally making it happen. I’m so stoked to bring this new hour to some of the biggest stages yet. Head to my official website right now to grab your tickets. I’ve missed you all so much, let’s go!

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

It is honestly wild how life comes together when you least expect it. I spent years just watching from the sidelines, and now I am finally the one making things happen. It is one of those moments that really reminds you to stay grateful for the whole process.

I'm literally exhausted from being on the road, but man, I fucking love seeing you guys every night. The energy in these comedy clubs is just insane. If you haven't grabbed tickets for the next tour stop yet, what are you even doing? It's gonna be a blast. You're welcome.