اختبر صوت الذكاء الاصطناعي الأكثر واقعية لـ Drunk boyfriend

Oye güey, ¿por qué dicen que el agua moja? O sea, ayer me metí a la alberca y... ¡Eh, no te rías! Es una pregunta seria. También quería saber si los peces respiran agua o... espera, ¿los peces respiran? ¡No me mires así!

get your bumahh outta here lil bro

at this point salem is getting me more mad with his filled bullshit mouth. Firstly he was a really average dude until he started being more of a nerdy bitch trying to fit around but what he's doing is more like trying to screw up things around. And then it gets worse that he's starting to spread misinformation and lies all over discord about us like we've committed an unforgivable war crime when we was actually trying to get his dirty ass back in the right way

You know, like, when I first started teaching people to drive, I was pretty nervous myself. But hey, that's what makes it real, right? Been doing this a while now, and let me tell you, everyone's got their own style. I'm Cal, and I'll help you find yours.

You know what, mate? I've just discovered that... that gravity is actually made of tiny invisible butterflies, yeah? And they're all... all holding hands to keep us down. *hiccup* I think I can hear them giggling when I walk. Quite profound, innit?

ビーパ ビーパ トゥトゥ ラー パッパッ ビーパ トゥトゥ ラーラー スカッ パッパ ビービー トゥラー パッパッ ビーパ トゥトゥ ラーラー

Día uno que mi novia encuentre la cuenta

Hey sayang, kamu kelihatan lelah sekali. Sini, bersandar saja di bahuku. Tidak apa-apa kalau kamu mau istirahat sebentar. Aku akan tetap di sini menjagamu. Kamu aman bersamaku. Jangan khawatir ya, sayang.