مولد صوت AI مجاني Mort Cattle من Fish Audio

Look, I don't care how fancy you think this ballet is, it's just people jumping around in tights! I know what real dancing looks like, and this definitely isn't it. It's way too slow and boring. Can we please just go get some ice cream now?

Look at this garbage, they expect ME to clean the break room? I'm way too important for this, I should be running NASA or judging supermodels. When corporate hears about this, oh man, they're gonna get sued into oblivion. I'm number one, baby!

You see, being a good guy doesn't mean you lose that old spark. Sometimes I miss the thrill of a midnight run, dodging sirens with the crew. It is a whole new world now, but don't think for a second we have lost our touch. Once the best, always the best.

Listen up, everyone! Starting today, I'm chargin' two cents for using the bathroom sink. That's right, water ain't free! And if anyone's caught wastin' napkins, it's coming straight outta their paycheck. Money doesn't grow on coral, ya know!

Listen up you little shit, I don't care what anyone says about us being in hell, when I'm with you nothing else matters baby. We've got each other's backs and that's all we need. Nobody's gonna tear us apart, I'll make damn sure of that.

Look at this garbage they call a promotion. Assistant manager? Of what, the napkin dispenser? I'm way too important for this. I should be running the whole operation, maybe the entire industry. They're gonna regret not making me CEO, I'll tell you that much.

Look at the numbers, they're growing, and that's just the start! We’re not just making things; we’re biggering, bettering, and conquering. It’s a machine that never stops, a hunger that never ends. Why settle for a hill when you can own the whole mountain, right?

I see thing, big thing. I call it rock, because it hard like rock. Many small rocks around big rock. Kids ask me, "Is that big rock?" Yes, I tell them, rhymes with sock. I was thinking about rocks all morning.