مولد الصوت AI Jalal بواسطة Fish Audio

Right guys, so everyone's been asking about my new project, and like, I know I've been quiet about it or whatever, but basically, I'm thinking of starting this new thing. It's probably gonna sound weird, but trust me, it's actually gonna be proper good.

Right, let me tell you about American portion sizes, mate. In the UK, you order a coffee, you get a normal cup. In America? They serve you what looks like a bucket with a handle. I'm not even joking - their small is our large! It's actually mental.

Look I think I tripped over something just now, did you see that? It doesn't really hurt much like I just scratched my knee a little bit. What's it called, I'm just feeling a bit dizzy but no am I fine. What mind for?

Bro, let me tell you what happened yeah? So I'm sitting there in McDonald's innit, and this guy, Oh my days, he comes up trying to take my chips. Like, what you doing fam? I ain't even started eating yet and man's already moving mad.

Fucking hell mate, just saw the maddest thing outside the shop. There's this massive inflatable dinosaur just chilling there. If you're around, come take a fucking picture with it. Been making me laugh all morning, absolute scenes!

Just done another massive workout init, feeling proper good about it. Need to make some more content for social media cause these videos gonna blow up soon. Been thinking bout doing something different init, maybe like motivation stuff cause that's what people want innit.

Like, I'm tired of people saying they'll show up and then they don't. I know what you're doing, okay? If you can't come just say it. Don't make excuses. I'm serious, I'll block you if you keep lying.

Yeah, and honestly, everyone was proper looking at me like I knew the whole story. You know my man from history class, right? I told him straight, I said, don't even bother asking me where he is because I don't know nothing. It’s too much drama, you know?