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Let's talk about HD40307g, one of the most terrifying super-Earths you'll ever hear about. Imagine landing on this absolute nightmare of a planet, where the crushing gravity would instantly turn your bones to powder. But hey, at least you'd get a nice view of its massive star before being completely obliterated!

This mom was so confused when her daughter came running home excited about the new perfume she bought at the dollar store, turns out it wasn't perfume at all but window cleaner in a fancy bottle, thankfully she noticed before her daughter could spray it.

Have you seen this video of a cat walking through walls? People say it's proof of ghost cats or glitches in reality. The footage looks so real that even experts were confused. But here's the truth - it's just clever editing. Like and subscribe if you believed it!

Oh my God, if I could just get those sweet, sweet gains like you guys. I would do anything! Protein shakes, raw eggs, bench press my cat. Round and round we go! I'd become a yoga master, twist myself into a pretzel. The possibilities are endless!

This motherfucker just exposed the whole damn pharmaceutical industry in one day, exactly like that Netflix documentary warned us about last year. Nobody wanted to believe it then, but now look at this shit unfolding right in front of us.

Me watching anime at 3 AM vs me trying to function at work at 8 AM. Why do protagonists always have perfect hair after fighting? Meanwhile, me after taking a 15-minute nap looking like I fought a boss battle with my pillow.

Oh my god, like, the number 42? It just makes me so excited, like I can't even. It's just so perfect and round and just... oh my god! The way it sits there, being all forty-two-ish. It's literally making me so zy right now.

Just got back from the fursuit meetup with the gang. Got like five new patches for my suit, and Tommy picked up some awesome ears. Gonna hit the big convention next month with the whole squad, gonna be totally epic.