مولد صوت AI مجاني Дэш Бакстер من Fish Audio

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

You know I was watching the game last night and these guys they're playing defense but not really defense you know what I mean like they're standing there but not really moving their feet and I'm thinking man back when we played we would never let guys just walk through the lane like that.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.