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Guys, you won't believe what happened at the grocery store. So I'm standing there with my cart, right? This lady's pet hamster escapes, starts surfing down the cereal aisle on a box of Cheerios, and somehow ends up in my coffee cup. Like, what?!

Look, being a lawyer, it's not just about knowing the law, you know? It's about understanding people, reading them like a book. And let me tell you something, I've read enough people to fill a library. Sometimes the hardest cases, they're not even about the law at all.

Uhmm Hello Hun, how're you doing? Please send me a reply once you see this.

Ugh, look at all these happy people with their stupid smiles and their ridiculous, ridiculous joy. Hate, hate, hate! Shopping lists, grocery lists, to-do lists - garbage, garbage, GARBAGE! And don't even get me started on these carolers. Makes me want to gargle with battery acid!

Mano, te cuento que estaba en el estudio ayer, grabando unas cositas nuevas. Pues, la vuelta está bien cabrona, ¿sabes? El productor me llamó y empezamos a crear algo diferente. Me encanta cuando fluye así, cuando todo sale natural.

Ugh, look at all these happy people with their stupid smiles and their ridiculous decorations. Hate, hate, hate! I'd rather eat expired cheese while filing tax returns than join their silly festivities. Maybe I'll steal their presents... Yes, YES! That's brilliant, Max!

So Elon Musk just bought Antarctica for 400 trillion dollars. I mean, where does he get these numbers from? It's like when my kid tells me their imaginary friend owns a million billion unicorns. At least the penguins will have verified checkmarks now.

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