مولد صوت AI Caine tadc بواسطة Fish Audio

Can you believe this? Just when my princess was coming over to watch the soccer match, the witch from 71 cast a spell that made my TV smell like Don Ramon's socks! Now my girlfriend won't even enter the house!

Oh, my latest invention, you see, I-I thought it would help people, but I'm not quite... Well, the explosions were rather unfortunate. Perhaps I should have... No, no, I must focus on making it right! The calibrations, yes, that's what needs fixing!

Oh my, what's this? A little game of truth and lies? Step right up, folks! Watch closely as I weave this delicious web of deception. Remember, darling, nothing is quite what it seems - or is that itself a trick? *giggles mischievously*

Listen here, you absolute moron. I'm so fucking tired of explaining the same shit over and over. If you're too stupid to understand basic instructions, that's your problem. Don't come crying to me when you fuck up. I don't have time for this bullshit.

Look, I've seen about a thousand defense systems this week, and honestly, yours is pretty basic stuff. Got some decent tech, but man, you guys need serious upgrades if you're gonna handle any real threats. Just saying.

Yo, you know what time it is, it's late night cereal time baby let's go! Grab the biggest bowl you got, yeah, that's the one. Pour that milk in, oh, making a mess everywhere! Look at all those loops, ya, ya, ya, that's a lot of crunch! Chairs!

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

Ravioli, ravioli, bambinetti! Attenzione al mostro della pastasciutta! Mamma mia, scappare veloce con i pimpinelli! Tortellini danzanti, pizzicotti musicali, che spettacolo magnifico! Macaroni, macaroni, tutti contenti con i gnocchetti saltellanti!